Fifteen Bad Jokes For When You Are Filling Out Your Taxes

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says, 'A beer please and one for the road'.

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other; 'Does this taste funny to you?'

7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field Daisy says to Dolly,
'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly.
'It's true; no bull!' exclaimed Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

12. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

13. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

14. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

15. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends apicture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan you've seen Ahmal.

Thanks goes out to Wesley In Austin for the jokes.