....But don't ask for an exemption on them....
*lifts glass of wine* Here is to all those who have someone to snuggle with; and for those whom don't, here is to hoping Cupid hits the right ass cheek with his arrow of love. Cheers!
In other news our Governor encouraged recent graduates of Anderson University by ejaculating, "Go forth and make babies." which University President, James Edwards, dutifully chided him for during his introduction of Mitch Daniels as he came back to the University to clarify his original remarks that were met with "gasps from the parents’ section and cheers from the student section". To which end, Daniels clarified his remarks with circular logic beginning with, "(I meant it) within marriage, of course." followed by a senseless ramble of, "... adults make children, but it’s also true that children make adults." (HT: Jennifer Wagner's Taking Down Words) [F6 Source Text: Justin Schneider @ The Herald Bulletin]
In reports elsewhere, When you get your tax rebate in the mail DONT SPEND IT because they are going to take it back next year. "the rebate is in fact a "prebate", just like the one in 2001. Lake County resident, Buzzcut, over at Blue County In A Red State, citing an article in Forbes, with some authority while still scratching his head that, yes in fact the Economic Stimulus Porkchop the United States Congress recently approved "while diminishing from $800 to $300 per exemption will also have the prebate deducted from your tax refund next year."
[F6 PHOTO SOURCES: BUTT BOYS and FLIP FLOPS BOY]
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